“It takes some patience, but jesus downey junior it’s worth it.”
– “Home cooked meals or multiple orgasms?”
“Honey, I’m no chef de cuisine.”
“I kinda really hate your face right now.”
– “You think you’ll ever have sex with me again?”
“When I’m no longer disgusted and repulsed by you. Yeah I’ll get over it, sure.”
“I’ll have a McChicken Menu with ketchup and a cheeseburger, thanks.”
– “Ehm, I don’t know you and we’re on an airplane.”
“True, but you look like you should be working in a MacDonalds and I’m hungry like a horse.”
“Were you the guy looking for his missing dog?”
– “Yes that’s me, have you found him?”
“I’m your new neighbor. Here, have some freshly baked meatpie.”
“She suffers from neurological and consequential cardiovascular problems.”
– “What does that mean?”
“It means she’s an idiot and got her heart broken.”