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\u201cIt takes some patience, but jesus downey junior it\u2019s worth it.\u201d
\n– \u201cHome cooked meals or multiple orgasms?\u201d
\n\u201cHoney, I\u2019m no chef de cuisine.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI kinda really hate your face right now.\u201d
\n– \u201cYou think you\u2019ll ever have sex with me again?\u201d
\n\u201cWhen I\u2019m no longer disgusted and repulsed by you. Yeah I\u2019ll get over it, sure.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll have a McChicken Menu with ketchup and a cheeseburger, thanks.\u201d
\n– \u201cEhm, I don\u2019t know you and we\u2019re on an airplane.\u201d
\n\u201cTrue, but you look like you should be working in a MacDonalds and I\u2019m hungry like a horse.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWere you the guy looking for his missing dog?\u201d
\n– \u201cYes that\u2019s me, have you found him?\u201d
\n\u201cI\u2019m your new neighbor. Here, have some freshly baked meatpie.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShe suffers from neurological and consequential cardiovascular problems.\u201d
\n– \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d
\n\u201cIt means she\u2019s an idiot and got her heart broken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cIt takes some patience, but jesus downey junior it\u2019s worth it.\u201d – \u201cHome cooked meals or multiple orgasms?\u201d \u201cHoney, I\u2019m no chef de cuisine.\u201d \u201cI kinda really hate your face right now.\u201d – \u201cYou think you\u2019ll ever have sex with me again?\u201d \u201cWhen I\u2019m no longer disgusted and repulsed by you. 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