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Treinwijf<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cTis toch wreed eigenlijk hoe die jonge meiskes er tegenwoordig nog zoals hippies kunnen bijlopen eh G\u00e9rard?\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cEuhm excuseer, madam, ik zie er misschien een beetje boh\u00e9mien uit, maar ik zit tenminste nie al een kwartier in mijn neus te koteren alsof ik op zoek ben naar de gouden snotkeutel, zoals u, of de hele weg tussen Aalst en Merelbeke in jonge hippiemeiskes hun d\u00e9collet\u00e9 te kijken, eh G\u00e9rard?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Het was niet de meest gezellige treinrit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Thesistristesse<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn welke miseriefase van thesis-escapades zit gij?\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cDriekwart kilo pannenkoeken met bruine suiker om half 2 \u2019s nachts. Gij?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSollicitatieformulieren voor de Lidl en \u2019t Kruidvat gedownload.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Het was geen gezellige tijd voor laatstejaarsstudenten.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Gezondheidsproblemen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cAlles ok\u00e9? Ge ziet er nie zo gelukkig uit, problemen thuis?\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211; \u201cNiets dat een 15-jarig maagdje niet kan oplossen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Het was niet zo gezellig in het Oegandese Aidscentrum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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